In Reply: (because i just saw 'em)

to the comments on "I THINK I'M BALDING":

Anonymous,
Ah! but then we are left to question the purpose of this quasi-missive in point-form, for if I had effectuality in mind, then to voice my comments, I would've gone straight to the source.
Point noted, respect appreciated, and, I must say, your succintness is impressive. Very noir kungfu movie. Verbosity tends to be my Achilles' heel.

Father/ben,
Yes, hooray that it wasn't hatemail. Hahah. I'd believe that's your natural accent. You write that way as well. Well, thanks for the ...affirmation.

and Maggie, whereever you are. RAWR!